The Quirk: Promiscuous Bird

Scientists have found the world’s most promiscuous bird according to the BBC.  Now I love a good story about a slutty bird or two, so I was intrigued.  The saltmarsh sparrow, found in the marshes of Connecticut, developed its loose morals as an evolutionary reaction to flooding.  Just in case a mother loses her eggs in a flood she needs to shack up quickly with any bird she can find.  There is a chance his genetic material will be pants.  To avoid poor offspring they hedge their bets with several mates, so scientists don’t doubt that knobbing multiply partners isn’t a good tactic.  Supposedly “The researchers found that 95% of females mated with more than one male during each nesting period.”, the dirty little whores.  On average chicks in the same nest had a 23% chance of having the same father, not too dissimilar to family statistics in Croydon.

The best thing about this story was the BBC’s choice of headline “Sexy sparrow exposed as world’s most promiscuous bird”.  Just because they have a lot of sex doesn’t make them sexy.  I know plenty of munters that have sex all the time.  Though alcohol has a large part to play.  I can only assume that the author Jody Bourton is some kind of avian pervert.  Saying that though, I’ve written about the sexual habits of sparrows and chimps in the past week, so it could be a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Finally enjoy the soulful sound of Timberland and Nelly Furtado:

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3 Responses to “The Quirk: Promiscuous Bird”

  1. Danniel Says:

    Katie Price has huge knockers… and no, the tag katie price was not what lead me to this blog, in fact none of the tags were, I was browsing around the forum and that’s what led me here. I do find the lead up to the katie price tag funny though ‘sex, promiscuous, slut, katie price’ I only hope she doesn’t see that, it would kill her I’m sure.

    Anyway you seem smart, and this was an interesting informative post, so I may be back. Chances are I will forget though. My memory has been astoundingly crappy lately. And on that note I leave.

  2. Seon Says:

    You have a witty way of putting things. You made me chuckle several times! 🙂 I really could use a whorish bird story to cheer me up every now and then!

  3. simplesciman Says:

    Ta lads. The brilliant thing about science is that there are so many studies on slutty animals.

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